PERSONALLY, when I think of strawberry cheesecake, I don’t think of PINK cheesecake. I think of regular cheesecake with a strawberry TOPPING. And when I think of strawberry cheesecake ice cream, I think of cheesecake ice cream… still not PINK, with that strawberry topping and …
Okay let me just get this out of the way. Do you like Lofthouse Frosted Sugar Cookies? Yes or no?! The soft ones!! That taste like heaven on earth!!! Do you like them yes or no?! Actually, maybe I shouldn’t even ask because I don’t …
Um, not really sure what to say about peppermint bark tbh. Whenever I think of peppermint bark I think of those square shaped chocolates um.. let me look it up real quick. The Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares! Okay that’s the end of my story because …
Silent Night (Ice Cream Version) Silent night, freezer bright Lavender tea, vanilla light Protein blended, smooth and slow Honey sweet with a gentle glow Spun till creamy and still Calm in every chill Quiet spoon, midnight treat Soft as snow when tongues first meet Chamomile …
SNAP CRACKLE POP RICE KRISPIES! 😀 — unrelated but the crack in Christmas crack triggered the relation in my head, my apologies. But anyway, yall… may I vent? Great because I was going to do it anyway. So all of the Christmas recipes that I …
Soooooo last Christmas I watched Krampus for the first time, and I can’t remember what I was gonna say next tbh, but I liked it!! I wasn’t expecting the storyline? I thought it was going to be like a beginning-of-times Christmas like… what’s the movie …
Since the moment I decided I wanted to make this Campfire S’mores Protein Ice Cream I knew exactly what I wanted the intro to be. And on that note, I would like you all to clear your throats and gather around to join me in …
THIS IS NOT A COLD STONE BOO BATTER DUPE‼️ I REPEAT 🗣️ THIS IS NOT A COLD STONE BOO BATTER DUPE‼️ This Boo Batter Protein Ice Cream is cake batter flavored with Halloween sprinkles, and I just felt like this name was the most suitable. …
So about a year and a half ago, I discovered that I love pistachios and had been depriving myself of yet another delicacy my entire life. Something about pistachios just doesn’t give off an I’m gonna taste good vibe. I think it’s because when I …
Okay, so last year for my birthday, my best friend took me to one of those, um, Christmas light things that you walk through at the botanical gardens. This was after a full day of doing things I love, and one of the things I …
EASY WHITE CHOCOLATE!! said the crowd as pumpkin walked in with no spice. Curious reader, may I introduce to you the diamond of the season that absolutely deserves a better name but I can’t seem to think of one 🥁🥁🥁 WHITE PUMPKIN PROTEIN ICE CREAM!! …
The reason I love this blog of mine is because on here, I do what I want *cartman voice*. And what I want to do right now is talk about oatmeal, but what I’m going to do right now is talk about Crocs. Did y’all …
Hmmmmm, what to ramble about todaaaayy… idk. BUT all last week I was trying to come up with different pumpkin recipes because I opened this can of pumpkin that wasn’t regular sized but rather Costco sized, and I didn’t want to waste it. Anyway, I …
If pumpkin pie has 10 fans, I’m one of them. If pumpkin pie has 1 fan, it’s me. If pumpkin pie has 0 fans, I’M DEAD. No, seriously though—why does pumpkin pie get so much hate? Always left in the shadows, being overlooked by her …
I feel like I can’t say what I want to say because I might get struck by lightning. But someone has to say it, so I guess I’ll take one for the team… the pumpkin spice latte at a certain place that rhymes with Yarbucks …
There are two types of people in this world: the ones who carefully craft their ice cream toppings like it’s a Pinterest board, and the ones who say “screw it” and dump in everything they can find in the pantry. Guess which one this recipe …
IT’S FAIR SEASON 🎪!!! And what’s the first thing you think of when you think fair? When you’re imagining the twinkling lights at dusk? The rides that are on their last limb? The desire to eat one of everything you pass? What is the one …
There’s cheesecake. There’s ice cream. And then there’s guava — the tropical fruit and word that rhymes with nothing but is probably cousins with the word mauve. Now imagine putting all three together into one creamy, dreamy, high protein treat that feels indulgent but still …
My first thought when beginning to type this was REESE’S PUFF! REESE’S PUFF! PEANUT BUTTER CHOC— and then I was like… does Cinnamon Toast Crunch have a theme song? And if it does, why can’t I think of it? Because what if I want to …
Let me preface this by saying: I know it sounds weird. Miso? In ice cream? But trust me—this Miso Caramel Protein Ice Cream is one of those combos that catches you off guard in the best possible way. Sweet, salty, rich, creamy, high-protein, and weirdly …
Mango Colada Protein Ice Cream!!! It’s fruity, creamy, and gives just enough coconut to remind you of that one time in South Beach, at that one restaurant, on Ocean Drive, when you ordered like five piña coladas because they were just really hitting the spot …
IT’S VANILLA! V-A-N-I-L-L-A! IT’S VANILLA! V-A-N-I-L-L-A! Honestly, I’ve been putting off making this recipe because, unlike this cool tune, it’s… boring 💀. It’s just nothing like my other recipes, but at the same time, I feel like it is absolutely necessary because it can be …
CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRL WITH COOKIE CRUNCH PLEASE!! Because what’s better than chocolate or vanilla? Both. And what are we adding to it when we go to our imaginary ice cream truck today? Cookie Crunch. And what does 1+1 equal? Chocolate Vanilla Swirl with Cookie Crunch …
Ice cream and cake and cake, ice cream and cake and cake. AYEEE! ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! This has nothing to do with the recipe, but it’s stuck in …