Okay, so last year for my birthday, my best friend took me to one of those, um, Christmas light things that you walk through at the botanical gardens. This was after a full day of doing things I love, and one of the things I …
EASY WHITE CHOCOLATE!! said the crowd as pumpkin walked in with no spice. Curious reader, may I introduce to you the diamond of the season that absolutely deserves a better name but I can’t seem to think of one 🥁🥁🥁 WHITE PUMPKIN PROTEIN ICE CREAM!! …
The reason I love this blog of mine is because on here, I do what I want *cartman voice*. And what I want to do right now is talk about oatmeal, but what I’m going to do right now is talk about Crocs. Did y’all …
Hmmmmm, what to ramble about todaaaayy… idk. BUT all last week I was trying to come up with different pumpkin recipes because I opened this can of pumpkin that wasn’t regular sized but rather Costco sized, and I didn’t want to waste it. Anyway, I …
If pumpkin pie has 10 fans, I’m one of them. If pumpkin pie has 1 fan, it’s me. If pumpkin pie has 0 fans, I’M DEAD. No, seriously though—why does pumpkin pie get so much hate? Always left in the shadows, being overlooked by her …
I feel like I can’t say what I want to say because I might get struck by lightning. But someone has to say it, so I guess I’ll take one for the team… the pumpkin spice latte at a certain place that rhymes with Yarbucks …
There are two types of people in this world: the ones who carefully craft their ice cream toppings like it’s a Pinterest board, and the ones who say “screw it” and dump in everything they can find in the pantry. Guess which one this recipe …
IT’S FAIR SEASON 🎪!!! And what’s the first thing you think of when you think fair? When you’re imagining the twinkling lights at dusk? The rides that are on their last limb? The desire to eat one of everything you pass? What is the one …
There’s cheesecake. There’s ice cream. And then there’s guava — the tropical fruit and word that rhymes with nothing but is probably cousins with the word mauve. Now imagine putting all three together into one creamy, dreamy, high protein treat that feels indulgent but still …
My first thought when beginning to type this was REESE’S PUFF! REESE’S PUFF! PEANUT BUTTER CHOC— and then I was like… does Cinnamon Toast Crunch have a theme song? And if it does, why can’t I think of it? Because what if I want to …
Let me preface this by saying: I know it sounds weird. Miso? In ice cream? But trust me—this Miso Caramel Protein Ice Cream is one of those combos that catches you off guard in the best possible way. Sweet, salty, rich, creamy, high-protein, and weirdly …
Mango Colada Protein Ice Cream!!! It’s fruity, creamy, and gives just enough coconut to remind you of that one time in South Beach, at that one restaurant, on Ocean Drive, when you ordered like five piña coladas because they were just really hitting the spot …
IT’S VANILLA! V-A-N-I-L-L-A! IT’S VANILLA! V-A-N-I-L-L-A! Honestly, I’ve been putting off making this recipe because, unlike this cool tune, it’s… boring 💀. It’s just nothing like my other recipes, but at the same time, I feel like it is absolutely necessary because it can be …
Ice cream and cake and cake, ice cream and cake and cake. AYEEE! ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! This has nothing to do with the recipe, but it’s stuck in …
Soooooooooo, boom! It’s March, St. Patrick’s Day is in the air, shamrock shakes are on the menu, and protein ice cream has taken over my life. So naturally… obviously I had to… is it really necessary… does the sentence need to be finished? Shamrock Shake …
When you think of Irish cream, your mind probably goes straight to that rich, velvety liqueur with hints of chocolate, coffee, and vanilla. Or does it go to a bar… downtown… six years ago… on St. Patrick’s Day… where you had the best Irish cream …
White chocolate maaaatcha, white chocolate maaaatcha. Do do do do do do do 💃! Y’all picking up the tune I’m putting down? Don’t make me remix the whole thing… because I will LOL. Anyway, this White Chocolate Matcha Protein Ice Cream is my new favorite …