I was so pressed to make this recipe, y’all don’t even know! At first I was like, ooouuu Dirty Snow — some type of ice cream that’s white, some type of cookie crumbles that are dirt-like. BUT THEN, I was like, Dirty Snow Protein Ice …
When I started making this recipe, I almost stopped myself because I realized I didn’t have marshmallows. With no marshmallows, hot chocolate is just hot chocolate — instead of hot chocolate with marshmallows. This was something I considered a serious ordeal, but not serious enough …
Since the moment I decided I wanted to make this Campfire S’mores Protein Ice Cream I knew exactly what I wanted the intro to be. And on that note, I would like you all to clear your throats and gather around to join me in …
Sweet Talk: Cookie Butter Edition Today we’re introducing the first of a new series called Sweet Talk. This is an inaugural event, if you will. Completely unexpected and unplanned on my part tbh, but as I was beginning to write the intro, I recalled a …
THIS IS NOT A COLD STONE BOO BATTER DUPE‼️ I REPEAT 🗣️ THIS IS NOT A COLD STONE BOO BATTER DUPE‼️ This Boo Batter Protein Ice Cream is cake batter flavored with Halloween sprinkles, and I just felt like this name was the most suitable. …
If you don’t recognize the title of this ice cream, you’re either too young or had no childhood. SORRY NOT SORRY. ’Tis a nod to a Disney classic that I’m due for a rewatch of now that I’m thinking about it. And lowkey, now that …
THIS RECIPE IS SO CUTE!! Like, if I had kids, they would definitely be amused by this, but I don’t—so more amusement for me! 💃 Anyway, this Boo Berry Pie Protein Ice Cream is blueberry pie-inspired, if that wasn’t obvious. But honestly, I was lowkey …
So about a year and a half ago, I discovered that I love pistachios and had been depriving myself of yet another delicacy my entire life. Something about pistachios just doesn’t give off an I’m gonna taste good vibe. I think it’s because when I …
Okay, so last year for my birthday, my best friend took me to one of those, um, Christmas light things that you walk through at the botanical gardens. This was after a full day of doing things I love, and one of the things I …
EASY WHITE CHOCOLATE!! said the crowd as pumpkin walked in with no spice. Curious reader, may I introduce to you the diamond of the season that absolutely deserves a better name but I can’t seem to think of one 🥁🥁🥁 WHITE PUMPKIN PROTEIN ICE CREAM!! …
The reason I love this blog of mine is because on here, I do what I want *cartman voice*. And what I want to do right now is talk about oatmeal, but what I’m going to do right now is talk about Crocs. Did y’all …
Hmmmmm, what to ramble about todaaaayy… idk. BUT all last week I was trying to come up with different pumpkin recipes because I opened this can of pumpkin that wasn’t regular sized but rather Costco sized, and I didn’t want to waste it. Anyway, I …
If pumpkin pie has 10 fans, I’m one of them. If pumpkin pie has 1 fan, it’s me. If pumpkin pie has 0 fans, I’M DEAD. No, seriously though—why does pumpkin pie get so much hate? Always left in the shadows, being overlooked by her …
I feel like I can’t say what I want to say because I might get struck by lightning. But someone has to say it, so I guess I’ll take one for the team… the pumpkin spice latte at a certain place that rhymes with Yarbucks …
There are two types of people in this world: the ones who carefully craft their ice cream toppings like it’s a Pinterest board, and the ones who say “screw it” and dump in everything they can find in the pantry. Guess which one this recipe …
IT’S FAIR SEASON 🎪!!! And what’s the first thing you think of when you think fair? When you’re imagining the twinkling lights at dusk? The rides that are on their last limb? The desire to eat one of everything you pass? What is the one …
There’s cheesecake. There’s ice cream. And then there’s guava — the tropical fruit and word that rhymes with nothing but is probably cousins with the word mauve. Now imagine putting all three together into one creamy, dreamy, high protein treat that feels indulgent but still …
My first thought when beginning to type this was REESE’S PUFF! REESE’S PUFF! PEANUT BUTTER CHOC— and then I was like… does Cinnamon Toast Crunch have a theme song? And if it does, why can’t I think of it? Because what if I want to …
Let me preface this by saying: I know it sounds weird. Miso? In ice cream? But trust me—this Miso Caramel Protein Ice Cream is one of those combos that catches you off guard in the best possible way. Sweet, salty, rich, creamy, high-protein, and weirdly …
Mango Colada Protein Ice Cream!!! It’s fruity, creamy, and gives just enough coconut to remind you of that one time in South Beach, at that one restaurant, on Ocean Drive, when you ordered like five piña coladas because they were just really hitting the spot …
IT’S VANILLA! V-A-N-I-L-L-A! IT’S VANILLA! V-A-N-I-L-L-A! Honestly, I’ve been putting off making this recipe because, unlike this cool tune, it’s… boring 💀. It’s just nothing like my other recipes, but at the same time, I feel like it is absolutely necessary because it can be …
Ice cream and cake and cake, ice cream and cake and cake. AYEEE! ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! ICE CREAM AND CAKE, DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! This has nothing to do with the recipe, but it’s stuck in …
Soooooooooo, boom! It’s March, St. Patrick’s Day is in the air, shamrock shakes are on the menu, and protein ice cream has taken over my life. So naturally… obviously I had to… is it really necessary… does the sentence need to be finished? Shamrock Shake …
When you think of Irish cream, your mind probably goes straight to that rich, velvety liqueur with hints of chocolate, coffee, and vanilla. Or does it go to a bar… downtown… six years ago… on St. Patrick’s Day… where you had the best Irish cream …
White chocolate maaaatcha, white chocolate maaaatcha. Do do do do do do do 💃! Y’all picking up the tune I’m putting down? Don’t make me remix the whole thing… because I will LOL. Anyway, this White Chocolate Matcha Protein Ice Cream is my new favorite …